East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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