There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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