Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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