I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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