Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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