absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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