Need sex. Gaining weight.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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