i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Randomize
