i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
ugly people sure do ruin things
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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