they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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