plz talk dirty to me
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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