"it" just moved
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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