mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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