so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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