plz talk dirty to me
Plan B is the new Plan A
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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