Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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