Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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