i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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