Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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