So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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