The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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