I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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