Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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