Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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