White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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