I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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