ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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