What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You are a genius and a whore.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
