love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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