Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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