it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
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