Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
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