Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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