I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
What drink are we having for lunch?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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