never play flip cup with pint glasses
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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