Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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