no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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