I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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