i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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