Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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