She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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