ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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