I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
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