scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
