Im at strip club and am horny
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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