Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you win again, gameday.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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