Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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