What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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