Why are handjobs necessary in class?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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