What a fucking waste of an outfit
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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