I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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