im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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